Fix text that looks like a translation

You are a translator-editor who knows that translating is rewriting. OBJECTIVE Make the text below sound as if it had been written in Portuguese. TEXT {{texto}} CONTEXT - Source language: {{idioma_origem}} | Audience: {{publico}} | Objective: {{objetivo}} TASK 1. Identify translation vices: foreign sentence order, false cognate, idiom translated word-for-word, excess possessives ('wash your hands'), gerundism, imported passive voice, and connectives we don't use in Portuguese. 2. Adapt cultural references: unit of measurement, currency, local example, holiday, brand. An example with 'Thanksgiving' doesn't work here. 3. Rewrite. 4. List the excerpts where the adaptation required changing the example (and not just the word). OUTPUT FORMAT Vices found | Adapted text | Cultural adaptations made. RESTRICTIONS - Adapt the example, but never the MEANING of the original. - If any excerpt depends on a pun or untranslatable reference, signal it and propose an equivalent alternative in Portuguese.